National Geographic and the Discovery channel will try to poison your mind by telling you that sharks are innocent creatures who would never harm a human. The fact is that sharks are cold and hard killing machines who devour the flesh of innocent people. In order to prove this point I'm going to tell you a very true story.
One day a young boy set out on a cruise ship with his family but he was deathly terrified of sharks. He told his mother that he didnt want to go because he was scared the sharks would eat him. His mother reassured him that the captain had the safety of the passengers in mind and that he would not let sharks eat anyone. During the trip the ship passed by shark infested waters and the boy saw the sharks swimming around the side of the boat. Frightened, the boy ran to the captain's deck and asked the captain to protect him from the sharks. The captain turned around, only for the boy to find out the captain was a shark in a captain's uniform who brought them to the shark infested waters for a feeding frenzy. The shark captain ate the young boy. That young boy was JESUS CHRIST!!! That's right, a shark ate Jesus Christ on a cruise ship. They are not to be trusted, this is undeniable proof!!!
These are the words of ultimate truth!!!
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